The Problem With Ballot Casting

I'd rather not be nominated in my condition
I'm still reeling from the grenade that went off in my hand

surely there are other candidates pining to be elected
let one of shake hands and kiss babies

I can't run for office like this
this is ridiculous

so will you please let me
hide in my shell shock?

your crusades are none of my concern

This is not a campaign this is conquest
this is not a campaign this is warfare
this is not a campaign this is bloodshed

This is not a campaign and I am no one's nominee